The Chad Stride

“Nordic glacial hair, Atlantic blue eyes, forearms made of reenforced concrete, chin carved in Roman Luna Marble, 3 quid vest looks like it was handmade by Giovanni Versace due to Greek god like physique, use Quebracho “axe-breaker” hardest wood in world to line the soles of his Japano-Dutch-Clog-Boot so as to be heard walking within 100 yards distance of anyone at anytime, silverback like quad and calf muscles that can literally tear holes through poorly constructed new-build staircases. WINNING FOREVER…”